|I might have thought yesterday's was the worst...
||[Nov. 30th, 2003|04:32 pm]
Buffy, the Sue Slayer
There are way too many of these. Here it is, another child of Buffy and Spike (still no explaination of why) and I think this one could even be worse than the last one. Maybe, it's hard to say, because this one does have something sort of resembling length. So here it is, in all its mind-numbing, Angel-bashing "glory".
Title: Anne Okay, it's no good using episode titles for your fiction, even if that's the name of your character. At least her name isn't Independence Summit.
Sue name: Anne Summers
Sue Power: Ability to reduce Spike to a pile of mush and make Angel evil. Slayer-type abilities.
Possesions: a leather duster
Sue appearance: "A teenage girl walked down the street. She was wearing black baggy pants, A black tank top. She was wearing a leather duster and her hair was blond. She was a petite girl."
Connections to canon?: Buffy and Spike's child... How? They give a stupid explanation that has to do with "life-giving love" and other such crap.
Bizarre origin: First, she's the child of a slayer and a vampire. Impossible. Second, Willow sped her growth for a battle and she still manages to be smarter than Angel, because, you know, Angel is just stupid and evil and trying to destroy the twoooooo wuv between Buffy and Spike < /sarcasm>
The Worst part: Okay, Angel hasn't been overjoyed with this Buffy and Spike thing and Spike hanging around at W&H, but I can't see Angel (Angelus is different of course) punching a 14 year old girl, annoying as she may be. Spike is an angel (no pun intended) and Angel is evil evil... oh aren't we just unbiased. Oh, and this "aging for battle" thing is way worse than time travel.
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