Current mood:	bitchy
Current music:	Law and Order

Bad.
This is bad... and let me just say it, it BURNS!

Title: The BOY who called himself SLAYER & his vamp GF I made sure to copy it exactly for the full effect.
Author: snowfox2

Sue name: Robin and Avi
Sue Power: Robin: slayer, Avi: vampire with a soul
Possesions: each other... awwwwww *gags*
Sue appearance: "The girl stepped forward. Her jeans were covered in dirt and dust from the earlier fight. Her low collar, white shirt was covered in blood, but her leather jacket was fine. She walked right up to Buffy" "The boy moved next to her. He put his hand on her shoulder gently. His raven black hair was in a pony tail at the back of his head. He wore a black T-shirt that was covered and dirt and blood, black jeans only slightly baggy and a cross on a chain hanging low off his neck. His eyes were a bright green and stood out considers in the rest of him was black and colorless"
Connections to canon?: Boy is a slayer, Giles said he would help him. They have this Buffy/Angel ripped off relationshop
Bizarre origin: the boy is a slayer (which takes away the whole point of the show), and the girl is a vampire who has a sticky soul. The council wants to kill him because they are mad that they were wrong (?????)

The Worst part: Well, the female in the superhero role has always been integral to Buffy, and now stu comes in and kills it. I'm also tired of special people whose souls don't go away when they are turned.

Quotes:
(A girl stood fighting a vampire her short, chocolate, brown hair flying about her head. She kicked him in the head casing him to fall to the ground in pain. She took out her stake and put it into his heart. He crumpled and turned to dust. A boy, dressed all in black, with black long hair that went down to his shoulders, behind her was fighting to. He pulled one vamp. down and put a stake into the heart of another one. Buffy, Xander, Willow and Don watched very much surprised. They had come here to slay some vamps, but these two had gotten to most of them first. One of the vamps looked over at Buffy)

Vamp. 1: Look the other slayer

Vamp. 2: Yeah lets get her too

(They ran at Buffy and the rest. They stood stiff ready to fight or run. Suddenly they were turned to dust. Behind them, stood the teenagers stakes at where their hearts where. The adolescent stood up at a more comfortable position. The others stared at them awestruck for a moment)

Buffy: Who are you??

Xander: What did they mean by the OTHER slayer

Willow:: Yeah to say other means there is more then one to choose from right (looks over to Buffy)

Buffy (nod):

Don: So (looks at the boy then the girl. then points at her) you must be there slayer!

DON? I think he means Dawn. And those vamps are so unenthusiastic

Don: I’m confused how can he be a Slayer? He’s a guy. Aren’t Slayers girls

Willow: well umm….. Ok I don’t have a cute little reason for this…for once I’m really confused

Buffy: yeah would you mind explaining that to us Robin

(The two new comers exchanged a look)

Robin: Well sometimes things go differently than people think they might. I’m one of though cases. Really unique that’s all.

Buffy: There has to be more to it

Robin: No it doesn’t some times things just come out different

Xander: OK, so you’re an odyssey great I get that, but what’s with the whole having the girl pretend to be a Slayer thing.

Robin: Well, some people from the council aren’t very happy with me being the slayer. In other words I prove them wrong, and they would rather kill me then be wrong.

Don: Seriously, that sucks

Because, you know, the council just kills people all the time...
Robin: (looks over at Buffy) Please understand she is no normal vampire. She is special. Her soul was connect to her body oddly when she was born. It stayed with her even after her transformation. I know most of the time that is impossible, but is it not also impossible to be a male slayer.

(The rest of the Scooby gang looked over at Buffy waiting for her to say something)

Buffy: No, its fine. We understand we were friends with a similar type of vampire a while ago.

Robin: (smiles) So you understand what it’s like (hugs her shoulder) aren’t they magnificent creatures

Avi: (pulls away from him) Wij moeten voorzichtig zijn. Wat indien zij afkeuren

Buffy: huh

Robin: its Dutch

Willow: It means we must be care. They made meatloaf.

(Robin and Avi laugh.)

Robin: No but close. It means we must be careful. What if they disapprove?

Willow: Disapprove…of what?

Avi: Please don’t be anger with us. We can’t help it. (goes over and puts her arm around Robin then falls silent)

Xander: Can’t help what?

Buffy: (a look of surprise in her face) Don’t you see it?

Xander: Not really.

Buffy: Their in love..

Robin: (puts an arm around Avi) very perspective of you (leans over and kisses his vampire girl friend)
This is silly.